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Sunday, September 29, 2013

Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.

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Q. What's square, green and as flat as a pancake?
A. A square, green pancake.

this is a shih tzu not appreciating my joke

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shih tzu.

I got bored and made some valentine's day cards for no one in particular. I quite enjoy them so I thought I'd share them with you!

Anyone recognize this from Big Bang Theory?

The correct answer is "Dolphinately"

If you have any hilarious lines, feel free to share!

How punderful