Jokes On You

Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.

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Q. What's square, green and as flat as a pancake?
A. A square, green pancake.

Literally My Favourite Joke

this is a shih tzu not appreciating my joke

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shih tzu.

Don't be insecure girl

Own that ponytail.
Work that updo.


Where your boyfriend at?
Is he tall? Is he hefty?
Is he coming back?


In case you don't know what I'm spewing, this may help you out.

Can I have your number? Can I have it? Can I have your number? Can I? Can I?

These are classic lines that work in any and all situations.

Also: did you know Darrell is played by a girl?

Instead of "Good" #4

How punderful

Wonderful.









Why? http://thecontentsofmy-brain.blogspot.ca/2012/10/instead-of-good.html

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is.

This joke made my life.

See, even Sam thinks it's funny